I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
Not generic NPC but the ever classic, “I should go.” is handy.
Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
…I may or may not have used the “calibrations” line at Fractured.
I regret nothing.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! LOOK!"
"Hey there, how you doing?"
Nintendo’s yearlong celebration of its often-overshadowed plumber, Luigi, will continue into 2014, Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime told Siliconera.
the thousand-year reign has begun
thank you, god. thank you, luigi.
god bless l uigi
is that a threat
she is so fucking cute
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
me comin’ to steal yo girlyoU CAN FUCKING HAVE HER HOLY SHIT